Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Willard bites the Dust

damn, I won't have Willard Romney to beat about the head and shoulders any more, but theres still good Old Mike Chucklesberry , so I can put off my suicide a few more days. The Republicans apparently have settled down and John McCain is going to be the Nominee. Anyone remember Bob Dole. War hero, loyal party dog, who was their sacraficial lamb in 1996, Similar bios, similar enthusiasm for his election. Unless John can figure out a way to get the Confederate States of Jesus wackos to vote for him and the we hate illegals, especially if they are latinos wing hes got about half of no chance of being president. Of course the Democrates can consolidate the hate base of McCains party in about three seconds if Hilary wins the Nomination through clever backroom manure vers, (yes its spelled just as I wish it to be). Even, If she wins fair and square , she will still be the divisive element a fractured Republican party needs to consolidate. "We hate Hilary more than we Hate McCain" will be the battle cry of Red America.

Amazingly I see a case where John wins , in spite of his we will be in Iraq a hundred years if thats what it takes bullshit. In fact I am Nicknaming him right now as John "Hundred Years War" McCain. and worse the old bastard dies and he has Chuckles as VP or really worse how about that fine Haley Barber. Don't know who he is? Well he ain't the Barber of Seville, hes more in the Sweeney Todd wing of the Civil Liberties and individual rights salon. You might a Perm and shape but, you ain't gonna like it.

Really the only hope for the world is to elect Obama, yeah hes inexperienced, but I have already experienced the era of good feelings and warm respectful politics of the Clintons and THAT experience counts more than hers for me. She has experience being the Corporate Democrat, he will need to learn to how to be one and maybe, just maybe, he will decide to make good on his message of changing the influence of the influence peddlers. I have Hope, but then they are all idiots and so are we.

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