O" Great Pheasant Hunter

So his royal stupidness Mike Chuckleberry has become the latest encarnation of Elmer Fudd, the great Wabbit hunter.
Hucklbee, wearing what can only be called tractor pull chic, blasted three pheasants in a farmers field in Iowa. Of course there is no way of knowing if the pheasant were planted, as per the Eisenhower Trout Fishing Extravaganzas of the 50s.
Agog television reporters tagging along, recorded the new LEADING REPUBLICAN PARTY THINKER, saying, see (pointing at the dead birds) what happens if you do not vote for me.
Does anyone else find it the least bit disturbing that a person running for president, even in jest, suggests that those who vote against him be shot.
Where the hell are we Iowa or Pakistan.
Or in the New World Order, does it matter.
Oh Lord, Dick the Cheney must be resting well in his hidden bunker under the Reichstag, ooops his office in the White House.
You do realize the extinction of the species Homo sapiens is not going to be caused by fire or flood or invisible non-existant gods, but by stupidity. MASS STUPIDITY!
yes they are all idiots but are not we all.

Home Schooling Creation

Well a bunch of folks have decided to home school their children , because Evolution is taught instead of Creationism.
They think evolution is a theory, sorry almost all generally accepted gigantic sweeping overarching ideas are named as theories, ie Einsteins theory of relativity, is after many experiments and proofs of predictions not a theory in the sense of unproven, its a fact, just as evolution is not a theory , its a fact, the amount of evidence supporting it grows every day, the mass of unrefuted evidence would fill a hundred libraries.
The fact is it is occuring this second when a bacteria develops an immunity to an anti-biotic, the way this happens is all the bacteria not immune are killed, the few that live are immune and they pass on their dna to the next generation , which inherits the immunity.
Yes , when darwin proposed the method by which the diversity of life on earth came into being, he had less evidence than is available today. he did not know about genes and DNA, etc. but now we do. And what we know know confirms his theory. CONFIRMS IT!
Nothing has been discovered which disputes it. NOTHING!
Theres not a gigantic conspiracy by science to disprove creation, theres a gigantic mass of evidence that confirms evolution.
There are no facts that comfirm creation science, NONE!
There are only a few ancient mythologies that propose it.
So if you believe in the literal story of the Bible , the garden of eden, Adam and Eve. etc, (Not the least is that there are actually two different versions in the Bible) You are an idiot. if you are home schooling your children to think that it is the only truth, you are handicapping your own children in the future of the earth. You are condeming your own children to ignorance.
Bless you.
But you are idiots
I feel sorry for your children, it is not their fault their parents are idiots.

Lou Dobbs, the one trick pony

well now Lou Dobbs is amerikas leading authority on imigration policy, was he appointed by God is he amerikas choice or is he just another radio talk show host who found a pony to ride to the land of Rush Limbaughs world of media riches and prescription drug nirvana.
for 5 years or so he has had an hour of CNN time, pretty primo face time in the land of celebrity news commentaors, he has a dedicated staff of true believers who ferret out examples of outrageous immigration behavior and tout those events as the norm. Lou Dobbs is defending the amerikan middle class by golly , he says, like the american middle class needs a daddy to defend them from being raped by poor immigrants who will shovel manure for 10 bucks an hour. The american middle class is its own worst enemy, voting for born again republican assholes who sell their birthrights to the lowest bidder in Asia, a free market economy of de-escalating wages and lousy human rights, destructive ecological and false monetary policies.
Lou is about 40 lbs short of achieving his dream of being Rush Limbaughs butt-baby.
Has this guy gotten fat or does the hot air he spouts just bloat his face so it appears he has 5 chins? You want a cheap macdonalds salad bar, you better get on your hands and knees and thank some immigrant stoop laborer , who is willing to kill himself to give his kids a better chance at life. Oh sure there are plenty of crytsal-meth smuggling buggers to keep Lou busy finding the worst examples of Mexican Immigration til hell freezes over or his arteries finally blow out, but they are selling it to americas kids cause mommy and daddy are to busy buying a new (SUV, Wide screen HDTV, Second Home, Swimming Pool, Hot Tub European vacation, Whatever), to raise them with any hope or ethical standards to speak of.

Hucklebee is Jesus' choice

Oh my the way to blow a really suprising surge in the republican polls has just occured to Mike huckleberry the clown from down Bill "I never had sex with that woman" Clintons way. Must be something in the water there in Hope Arkansas, that causes men to be idiots.
Mike recently announced to a loving church audience that his movement from , who hell is that former fatman to leading in the poll is clear evidence of divine interbention in electoral politics. That he sees this as a sign that God has choosen him as his candidate. I checked and Jesus of Bethlehem is not currently a registered voter. So I can only assume there is some sort of voter fraud scheme involved. I ask several of my Jewish freinds which party Jahwah was registered in , but so far no response. I understand the Lord Bhudda is registered as an independant in all 50 states. Krishna is a liberatarian who is thinking of giving a diamond encrusted universe to Ron Paul and a 5 dollar donation to his campaign.
If you are thinking of supporting this man please have yourself sterlized , do it quickily, he is an idiot , but then so are we all.

Willards New life as John Kennedeys Clone

So Willard "Mitt" Romney goes to daddy Bushes presidential library and announces he will be a secular president of faith, Not a Mormon President. This of course is a pure rip-off of the Kennedy speech in the bad old days.
The general rule for idiots is some ones church is what makes them what they are. (in 1960 Catholics were considered a wacko sect) and if someone is from a church that is mostly considered a wacko sect, then the person is a wacko or at least the pawn of his sects wacko leaders.
Personally. in Mitts case i suspect he is not a wacko, but a schemeing opportunistic raving republican asshole, who will bend over for whoever bought the dance ticket.
You wanna vote for this guy?
You are an idiot.
If he wins. We are all gonna get just what we deserve, another slick pretty faced rich daddy's boy who will screw the average citizen for the benefit of his corporate stock holders. He will deliver what they want because he is one of them. And he is experienced at this.
He is Hilary Clinton in a Brooks Brothers suit, (probably a more pestigious designer) who will say anything to be elected . By the way i really enjoyed the opening ceremonies at the Salt Lake City olympics. Maybe we could make Nitwit Willard the Queen of the Ice Capades and he would go away. Doubtful, idiots never leave they have to told to get out.

Republican CNN U-Tube Debates

So , some guy shoves a Bible in the cameras lens and says, all I really need to know about any of you is what you think of this book, THIS BOOK? What dumb ass question, and of course the dumber asses running for president answered. A few hemed and hawed, pushing for the allegorical vrs the literal interperatation, One claims he reads it everyday. Whatever.

This is stupid!
Wanna know a real question, shove the Constitution in their face and say what do you think of this document. After all when you are sworn in, you will swear to defend the constitution, not the stupid Bible. I wanna know what are your ideas concerning the role of government to individual freedoms, what are the limits of presidential power, what do you think of equal rights for all citizens, are those rights only political or are they educational, economic, do you believe in equal access to opportunity.!!!

An answer to any of these would inform an intelligent voter about your philosophy of government, far more than your personal feelings on a not universally believed ancient scripture.

How would I have answered?
I would have said yes, i have read it, also the Koran and the Upanishads, and a few other so-called revelatory texts and I have found some wisdom in them, but, I do not think they are the handiwork of divine authorship. However I think Tom Paines "Common Sense" The Preamble to the Constitution. maybe some biograpys of the founding fathers may be more helpful to a president than a Bible. We are electing a secular president not the pope. He is elected to protect my mortal ass not my so-called celestial destination.